Sometime in August I started the usual keyboard hitting process as I wrote my memorable piece, ‘The Fs in my life’ and I still stand by what I first said, it is not fucks or fuckups or anything that has the word fuck as part of it, and I am still positive on it not being Fat Chicks, it always stood and still stands for females.
There were four chapters to the reality show I have given you the pleasure of following, you can say this is based on true events, in fact this is all true events from my life. I started with the Fs in my life and worked my way through Suit-Up and then Legendary and finally the Road Trip Episode of this story, which was more like a statement rather than a continuation of the events.
Somewhere along the way I mentioned something about a maid, a naked maid, ladies don’t be scared to go on and gentlemen this ain’t gonna be some kind of porno, it is just some fun night before you propose to a girl’s parents.
So there was a miss ‘A’ in my life, long story, will tell it later, but four years after being a total jerk with Miss ‘A’ I found out that if I wanted to get married to someone it would be Miss ‘A’, a quite respectful, religious, nice person and someone whom I knew did have strong feelings for me. Anyways one night before meeting the parents I am really scared, you know I am gonna meet some girl’s parents and that I was doing for the first time in my life, so it was real scary. I needed backup and Oh My God I got backup, I got real catastrophic help.
So I decided, A Cake would be the best thing to take on my visit to the parents, me and my best friend, the Raven, sat all night and by all night I mean 3:00 AM to 8:00 AM the night before the great event deciding on what should be said to the parents. We made scenarios and plans and we were discussing what to say and what not to say and how to answer various questions, for some reason the Raven had knowledge of such situations. Anyways, we just kept discussing until I mentioned this and listen carefully, the family has a maid, more like the ones who become part of the family and you know I am afraid she is one of those housekeepers, the good ones you know, the ones really classy you can’t differentiate between them and the real lady of the house. What if I walk in and talk to her like aw, she is the mother?
The Raven after thinking suggested I ask Miss ‘A’ the following day for a picture of the maid which was quite funny because if I would do that for real it would be really embarrassing and again would point out the fact that I am fearful of mistaking the made for the mother.
But the Raven I guess did not think that was fun enough so he paused for a moment before he continued, “A Naked Picture of The Maid”.
Five hours of thinking and planning and out of them all we really thought was thirty to forty five minutes, the rest were all laughter, all naked maids.
Well, as for the real life events, I never asked for the naked picture, the maid wasn’t that classy and the merger did not go through because it all broke off later on. And as for the full story, I think you will be hearing it soon, if you are still interested.
The Godfather… Promoting Naked Maids…
Good idea for business, Isn’t it?
The Raven has been tagged by Arima and has left the tag open wondering where the big fat tag chain would go to. Well here I am tagging myself, informing everyone about my favorites:
