Blind Frasier

Frasier hates blind dates and fix-ups.

Now there is that episode in which he feels all restless and the following is a conversation he has with Daphne:

Daphne: Perhaps you have been feeling restless lately because of a lack of female companionship, so I thought…

Frasier: Oh Dear.

Daphne: Just listen, I am meeting my friend Claire for drinks tonight and she’s complained about being restless…

Frasier: Just stop right there, I would know by now that you know my policy on fix-ups.

Daphne: She is pretty, she is lonely and she is an underwear model.

Frasier: So you do know my policy, off we go.

According To Frasier

I was watching this episode of Frasier

Daphne expresses how she thinks it is awful that men use sex to get to what they want in response to Frasier’s feel of guilt after kissing Kate (His Boss) in her office while negotiating a pay raise for the producing talents in the radio station in which he works although he did not do it as some kind of seduction.

What I liked here was Frasier’s response to Daphne’s argument as he defended all fellow men by yelling:

“How could we possibly use sex to get to what we want? Sex is what we want.”

A Romantic TV Moment

From Frasier:

When Daphne gets dumped by Rodney a guy she met at a bar cause he hooked up with Adelle a woman who has dumped Niles too and whom he met at the same bar too, Niles goes to the bar to meet her and tell her the news thinking that he may also try and get his way to winning Daphne’s heart, but then as the conversation goes he decides that it is not the best moment to tell Daphne of his feelings. While amidst the conversation they discover that when they met their respective objects of affection they have just been dumped by they have been sitting on two seats that are next to each other. Daphne makes the assumption of them meeting at that bar and asks Niles what he thinks that in such a hypothetical situation they would have said to each other.

Niles replies (while trying to hide his feelings for Daphne):

I would have asked you: Is this seat taken?

You would have answered: No.

And then you would have said: Daphne.

And I would have replied: And I am Niles.

And then I would have asked you: What are you doing for the rest of your life?

Following that Daphne said in a friendly tone: I love you Dr. Crane.

Niles took a deep breath and said: I love you too Daphne.

And then he sipped his drink…

The Bulldog

When Frasier asks the horny Dan Butler playing ‘Bob Bulldog Briscoe’ about his sense of decency Bulldog replies:

“Doc, I have no sense of decency, that way my other senses are heightened.”

Absolutely Nothing

If you are busy and you have something better to do than check out this blog, then I advise you to turn around and go do it cause you are about to witness a post about nothing. This is a post about various and random statements I am about to make that apparently do not relate at all. If you don’t have anything better to do then read this but also you gotta see a therapist for that and try your best to get a life:

1. Last night, I watched the Lake House and apparently at some point in the movie I had a couple of tears. I don’t see why but apparently I am developing a freaking huge soft spot that shouldn’t be on me. I hate that.

1. Apparently Sandra Bullock is one of the best actresses to convince you of sadness when she looks all uncomfortable and her eyes are red and sad, didn’t know that, I used to think of Sandra Bullock as better at comedy.

1. Hate Keanu Reeves in most of his movies except for the Matrix and the Devil’s advocate and apparently I did love sweet November only for the sexy Charlize Therone yet I liked his acting in Lake House.

1. I tend to work a lot these days I only noticed today that I have had a bad headache for two weeks and I have done nothing about it and have not felt it being that horrible until I came to be really free and not for long.

1. I keep criticizing relationships and women in relationships and keep saying that I don’t wanna go into one ever again and wanna concentrate on my career which is my most important dream and yet when I dream of career I am thinking career that will make a wife and kids proud of me. Guess I want what I say I don’t want after all. Yet that does not mean that I will stop making fun of women and relationships just so you know and never come back telling me I contradict myself.

1. I lost an interview at a very great TV station for a consultative position, not because I don’t have the skills necessary.

Apparently, the feedback I got was, “He has the skills necessary to perform the job, he seems excellent at what he does. The problem is he was relaxed during the interview and so confident for someone being interviewed.”

Apparently this is always a problem, people want you to be scared like shit when you are proposing to parents or interviewing or whatever. They want your level of confidence to be zero. What if I know I a doing the right thing and what if that gets me all confident and relaxed. People are totally abnormal.

1. I tend to try to do everything perfectly to an extent that I get all tense when things don’t go as I expect.

1. I am so active and yet for some reason I feel so lazy. What is it that I have got to do in excess of what I do in order to feel really active and full of energy?

1. What really interests me most in women’s looks are their legs followed by the chest area which is weird, I guess usually people go the other way round.

1. I tend to act like an activist at times when I start talking about problems in Egypt and in the Arab world, but indeed I am not an activist it is just that whatever it is that is happening is what makes me for starters live away from Egypt in order to be able to make a better life and many other things in process. I also hate what is happening around me cause I love to see things in perfect shape. Being patriotic to me is about wanting to live a good life cause that would in the end lead to wanting to see a good surrounding environment and hence working for it.

1. I hate to criticize people directly so I always tend to mention my flaws before them in the conversation and work my way to mentioning their flaws from that point.

1. I believe love is not about finding the perfect person, it is about seeing an imperfect person perfectly, yet I think people shouldn’t abuse the fact that you have to see them perfectly by trying to act like total asses.

1. I have been a jerk in many relationships when I was younger and I honestly apologize for that and I know I seem like a nice guy but well, you become nice by starting off weird or so I believe.

1. I really believe I have to taste the sour to taste the sweet but it is getting so sour over here I am starting to believe the sweet doesn’t exist.

1. My eyes get filled with tears every time I think that someday I may wake up and my dad would be dead. I hope he has the longest life possible and I hope I do die before any of those I love and care for.

1. I am so addicted to sitcoms and comedy shows to the extent I have started lately to spend more time watching those on my free time and less time watching anything else.

1. I tend to be scared every time I walk into a new class to lecture a new batch of CMA candidates yet I act in total confidence I look them in the eye and when they ask about my age I tell them I am 26 like it is normal that everyone there would be 1.5 times my age.

1. I miss having my best friend around so badly I usually feel so lonely and unable to talk to anyone even though I may be surrounded by a lot of friends.

1. Sometimes I feel I had something on my mind and I keep trying to remember what it was although deep inside I am 100% confident I wasn’t thinking about anything and there was absolutely nothing on my mind.

1. I tend to worry a lot, I try my best to hide it and I succeed at most times and it is very hard to bottle up.

1. I act in arrogance or so people think I do although I am only overly confident, why shouldn’t I be?

1. I don’t believe I am that much of a good person like I claim to be.

I keep talking about the importance of hope although I usually feel I am never gonna make my dreams.

Big Fat Daphne

Well it is Frasier time, AGAIN:

In season 8, Daphne was getting all fat and while she was eating around Frasier whispered to his dad:

- I am really worried about her.

Martin his father replied

- You’re scared, I am sure some chicken on a poultry farm are holding a prayer ritual.